His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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