Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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