I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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