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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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