erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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