Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
