In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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