guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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