that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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