Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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