I don't think brook has ever known best
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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