just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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