hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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