i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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