I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Randomize
