I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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