Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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