she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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