Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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