So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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