they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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