She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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