pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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