I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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