Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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