There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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