Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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