This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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