Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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