Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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