So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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