I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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