proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
