Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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