girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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