i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
oh god the rape fog is back!
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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