So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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