Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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