so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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