Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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