Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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