North Korea, Best Korea!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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