you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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