He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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