Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
smell my finger.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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