i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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