Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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