btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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