sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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