just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
