yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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